YOU, SLACKER!
Oh, sure... Now you decide to bloom.
Now that Christmas is over and gifts have been given.
After you were shoved to the side, another plant purchased, and gifted instead. Was this a secret plot to remain amongst your friends in my sunny window?
Yeah, yeah. You're pretty. But, no A for effort from me.
Howsabout an A+ for dragging your feet?
I planted you the same day as the rest of the gang ~ with all my Amaryllis bulbs ~ who are out the door and off to happy homes. 14 long weeks ago!
I only yell at buckthorn. Everything else I coax. I don't buy amaryllis bulbs until after Xmas when they're way on sale. They usually bloom in late March. But I have enough colorful things to distract me around Xmas... I prefer having my amaryllis bloom late in winter, when I'm totally sick of winter and nothing else is blooming. Then I'm thrilled to see some color, something in bloom. It's all a matter of perspective.
ReplyDeleteI have often told a plant "Grow or out you go" or "what is the matter with you" LOL.
ReplyDeleteOf course I talk to my plants too! Sometimes I say things that aren't real polite, but they seem to forgive...;-) Beautiful amaryllis, by the way.
ReplyDeleteHi, Monica!
ReplyDeleteI generally wait until after the holidays for Amaryllis bulbs, too. But, I found a screaming deal in October so decided to pounce.
Hi, Lona;
ReplyDeleteI often put plants on a timetable. A little pressure never killed anybody. Or, well... I guess that doesn't work because if they don't comply I compost 'em! - Evil Kate
Thanks, Jodi. Good to know I'm not the only one who's off her rocker. (Kidding!)
ReplyDeleteI should have started threatening this particular flower a month ago.
By the time my 'after xmas clearance' amaryllis blooms, everything outside will be in peak bloom, too. But, watching the progress is a good winter activity!
ReplyDeleteKate~~ My sister gave me a bunch of Amaryllis bulbs last Christmas. I think there were 12 in all. I potted up all of them on the same day, yet they grew and bloomed at different rates. I guess they've got little minds of their own. Yours is a beut--worth waiting for but it sounds like you're as impatient as I am. Well maybe not THAT impatient. LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Kate,
ReplyDeleteMaybe it felt that you would want some extra beauty around the house once all the Christmas decorations were put away?
Hi, Jan;
ReplyDeleteI like to gift them right before the first flower opens. But it's not as easy as I first thought. Nothing matches their splendor, though, especially on a cold, winter day. :)
Hi, Grace;
ReplyDeleteWe're probably in competition for least patient gardener... :) I'm a big believer in instant gratification but my little flowers rarely comply.
Hi, AZ, you're in incognito! When I saw 'Noelle" I thought... who dat? Lovely name, by the way, and yes, you're onto something. I'm kind of happy to be holding onto one of the dozen bulbs I grew for good friends.
ReplyDeleteKate,
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty even if it was late.
I think one of my Am. might bloom for vday. Or it's dead as a doornail.
You need a grow dammit sign.
Rosey
LOL, this one wanted to stay with you:) Oh yes, I do talk to my plants, but I also talk to the bees and butterflies in the garden. As long as it's a one-sided conversation, I'm not too worried:)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful amaryllis, and a gorgeous header photo!
Rosey - That's a great get rich quick scheme. Once production is complete, please put me down for a dozen 'Grow, Dammit' signs. Lord knows my gardens could use 'em :D
ReplyDeleteLOL Rose... I'm imagining this scene where your neighbors staring at you while you are carrying on a conversation with a busy bee. :D
ReplyDeleteKate you have me curious as to what the March resolution is ! I have a sad amaryllis picture and story to post but I have some bug from hell that is making me sick .. hope by tomorrow I can post the picture of the bent out of shape poor thing and what do I do with it other than bright light ?? YIKES !!
ReplyDeleteYour blog is so PRETTY !! Come over and help me with mine please ?? LOL
Joy
Still no amaryllis at IronHouse...why am I not seeing any on sale?
ReplyDeleteYes indeed, Kate! Like Monica, I hate buckthorn (they are way too happy here in Michigan as is ivy and a handful of other scorned pests)! But you must admit, your stunning amaryllis has a face worth waiting for!
ReplyDeleteJoy, you crack me up! [always] I hope you feel better soon. As far as the 15 month too late resolution? I'll never tell!
ReplyDeleteHi, Iron;
ReplyDeleteIt's the same around here... Can't find an on-sale bulb to save my soul.
I was on the prowl for some pink ones. They bring great joy when I'm so over winter it isn't even funny.
Hi, Joey!
ReplyDeleteIsn't life marvelous now that you've ditched your pc for a mac? :)) I've never heard of buckthorn -- sounds like that might be a good thing. :D
HNY
Oh yes, we talk to the plants, inside and out. And the cats. Alot. Your amarylis must have wanted to stay with you, tongue lashing or not. :-)
ReplyDeleteFrances
Hi, Frances;
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a case of tough love?