None!
But it sounded very impressive...
... Didn't it? :)
You don't need to read a book to learn how to garden.
You don't need fancy fertilizers, laborious how-to instruction, and over-priced nursery plants.
Here's what you need to grow a great garden:
1) A packet of seeds.
2) A wee bit o' water on those seeds, every couple of days.
Time & Sunshine will do the rest.
So, what are you waiting for? Get out there and play in the mud.
(Now if they'd publish this 'how-to book'... I'd be laughing all the way to the bank.)
You don't need fancy fertilizers, laborious how-to instruction, and over-priced nursery plants.
Here's what you need to grow a great garden:
1) A packet of seeds.
2) A wee bit o' water on those seeds, every couple of days.
Time & Sunshine will do the rest.
So, what are you waiting for? Get out there and play in the mud.
(Now if they'd publish this 'how-to book'... I'd be laughing all the way to the bank.)
No fertilizer needed. |
Haha-you got me with the header copy!! :)
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ReplyDeleteI just discovered your site and its great. Isn't there anyway to join via email? I don't use social media.
Thanks
That's really funny!
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