Friday, June 23, 2006


Don't let these big, brown eyes fool you. My explodo boy wrecks havoc wherever he goes.

All pets are hard on gardens but an elephant treads lighter in a flower patch than this destructive beast.

Yesterday he dug a hole to China. Today, he ate a tree. I'm not talking about a branch. I mean the whole tree. A 4-year-old Kwanzan Cherry Tree snapped off at the base of the trunk because he needed something new to chew.

People are always asking advice on how to grow a garden and a pet at the same time. My advice, today, is simple: sell the #%$! dog!

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